1THE "KRAUT": Your pretty much just going to mix all the spices, Natty, and Tabasco with the "KRAUT". Then cook for 15 minutes on level 3 in the microwave.
2THE "BURGS": Cover each side of the "BURGS" with a generous amount of Lawery Salt. Then you want to massage your meat (get your head out of the gutter). Then repeat with Garlic Salt.