2 lbs sauerkraut
4 cups beef broth
shitload of beans if ya got em
3 big-ass onions
1 head garlic
6 pack of gud beer [schlitz,meisterbrau etc.]
bunch of dead critters [squirrel,possum,skunk,deer,cat,muskrat,dog]

1. debone the dead muther-humpers and boil in a big kettle
    
2. chug 2 of the beers
    
3. add the rest of the stuff
    
4. cook it
    
5. three mo' beers
    
6. keep kookin dummy
    
7. drink sum more
    
8. wut r you staring at...#$&*!!*?*@!!
    

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